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TTHE 3 PASTORS

hree pastors agreed to meet and discuss on an issue concerning their churches, and the problem each of them had. And everything they discuss must be a secret, that will remain with just only the 3 of them.
1st Pastor: as for me my problem is i have been stealing my church offerings.
2nd Pastor: as for me my problem is i have a taste of any fresh new lady that comes to my church. i just don't spare them at all.
the third pastor started crying..."why are u crying" the two asked?
3rd Pastor: i have a bigger problem than u all...my problem is my mouth. I can't keep secrets and i will make sure people will hear whatever we discussed here.
What!!! the other two pastors decided to beg and compensate him..but the third pastor continued crying and said it wasn't his fault. just that my spirit loves gossiping. he said n walked away leaving the other two behind.


THE MATE AND THE PASSENGER

I took a trotro from Madina to legon around 4:50am . Inside the trotro there were plenty mosquitoes and plenty sachet water rubbers. The man sitting next to me commented eeii hmm mate why did you take you car from the bola 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️😹😹😹 .So much pain and anger he didn't pay the fare 😹😹

The man couldn't be less savage 😹😹😹


MOBILE MONEY

what will you do? That moment when you pay your house rent through mobile money and after 15minutes you receive an *MTN* saying " Dear customer, thank you for subscribing to our 900,000GB data plan for 3000 cedis valid for 9years. Your data will expire on 20/08/2025"


THREE MEN LIVING TOGETHER IN LONDON

There were three men living together in London. An Afro-
American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all
starving because they didn't have money to buy food.

However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant
in this classy neighborhood, they decided to come up with
a plan.

The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he
ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he
had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill.
"LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-

American shouted! The waiter was very confused because
he could not remember being paid. But because he did
not want to cause any trouble, He let the brother leave.
Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same
restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine.
When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to

collect the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME
CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West
Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to
calm down the West Indian, because he did not want
anything to upset the other customers. He let the guy go

Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know
how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, And ordered

the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of
Guinness. After he had finished, the waiter came to
collect the money for the meal, But before the Nigerian
could say anything, the waiter spoke to him."Sir, I have
been having all sorts of problems all day and I can't
understand it. Two other people like you came in earlier
and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don't
remember getting any money from them so, " Before he
could finish, the Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically,

"OGA I SORRY FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR
PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!

HUGGING FAT AND SLIM LADIES

When a man hugs a fat woman, it is a terrible experience. In physics, a fat woman is defined as someone who has mass and occupies a lot of space. The process of hugging starts and ends abruptly because it ends as soon as it starts as the arms cannot go around the mass of the body.

However, hugging a slim lady is quite interesting. You start hugging the woman but because she is too slim, you end up hugging yourself as if she is not there.

Tall and short women are another category. A hug by people of the same height means that there is heart to heart communication. However, if a man is very tall and a woman height ends somewhere around the man's stomach, it is no longer heart to heart communication but heart to stomach communication. Love cannot prevail in such a relationship.

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